When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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The city council shut down the pay-per-use public shower, because it ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
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My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
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If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
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Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.
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There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.
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If you check the Internet Movie Database you’ll find many SQLs.
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Group swimmers at the Olympics aren’t given much choice. For them, it’s synchro swim.
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My dream was to invent a single-serve coffee machine, but I lacked the Keurig to do so.