A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
A pointless pun is a yawn sequitur.
Pun of the Day
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, butĀ in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
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Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!
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Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
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The robbery at the Saudi garment factory was an inside hijab.
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Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
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The jolly fat man spoke with great jelloquence.
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Why did the pope forbid Catholics from traveling to the land of the beavers?
Because – he wanted them to avoid dam nation!
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Matador: to install a door mat.
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I’m afraid of pie charts. I haveĀ agraphobia.