Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
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My bizarre plans to become a marsupial are finally koalaescing.
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If your child has no father, you must go to France and hire a no-pere.
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What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
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I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.
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Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
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I can’t help but stare at large mansions, especially since my wife always tells me to watch my manors.
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My mother’s sister was bitten by a snake. I will carefully suck the poison. That’s the antidote.
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Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
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VP candidate Sarah claims to know that the world was created 6,000 years ago—but most Palin-ontologists would disagree.