There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
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Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.
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Ask a banker any question. He will give you fine answers.
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In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
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If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…
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After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.
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The number 13 is calming to pastry chefs. Because the bakers do zen.
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Two Commandments of Whale Diarrhea:
- Thou Shart Not Krill
- Thou Shall Not Bear False Wetness
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Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!