When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
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There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
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C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
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I enjoy constellations. I am Sirius.
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In a bad mood? Go praise somebody from Helsinki. That produces endorse Finns.
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John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
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Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
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Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
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I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
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The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.