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Pun of the Day

04/08/2019 · No comments

Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/05/2019 · 1 comment

What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, fashion, J-Lo, movies 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/22/2019 · No comments

NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/21/2019 · No comments

My algebra prof and I went to the lanes to throw a few balls. We are quite the parabowlers.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/15/2019 · No comments

When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/11/2019 · No comments

Rotten farts give meĀ eggs o’ stenchial angst.

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(3 votes, average: 1.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/07/2019 · No comments

How do you improve your resume? iPad.

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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/03/2019 · 1 comment

Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags gossip, random 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/02/2019 · No comments

You should invest in nudity, during the current bare market.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/01/2019 · No comments

Have a low paying job? Could be a case of gross income pittance.

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