I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
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Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas.
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I finally understand the metaphor of labyrinths in Greek Mythology. What a maze meant!
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Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
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I’ve struggled to develop a 100% pure protein powder, but something keeps getting in my whey.
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I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
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Lung, lung o’ goo, I gave up smoking.
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If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
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Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
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Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.