I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
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After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
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My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
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Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
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LET’S KISS MAKEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Mascaramouche
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
- Decoraid
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People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
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In Italy, there are a lot of tourists with Canadian accents. What’s that all a boot?
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Vegans have been in the spotlight with the rise of the #MeatEwww movement.
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You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.
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If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.