The insomniac stayed up late making a long list of to doze.
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I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
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There should be no tax on stupidity. It’s one of our basic free dumbs.
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Smashing light bulbs is, among other things, unchivalrous. It’s no way to treat LED.
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Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
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Eye alone know what it’s like to be a cyclops.
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Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
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A nation full of insane people has a lot of govern mental challenges.
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Very few Broadway actors live a Tony lifestyle.