I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
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You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.
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A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
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On Hallowe’en, punsters are out in farce.
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Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.
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Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
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Driving your car off a cliff is one way to achieve better mile ledge.
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I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
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Forced against your will to eat frozen water? You’ve suffered a great ingest ice.
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Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.