I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
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Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
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I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
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NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
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Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
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My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
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The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
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Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
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Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.