I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
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Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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I love to go harpooning. Nothing like whaling away the time.
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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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Before the big recital, I lost my flute. Now I’m in a bit of a piccolo.
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How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
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Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.
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Becoming a lumberjack is a question of wood, not could.