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Pun of the Day

04/09/2025 · No comments

True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/29/2025 · No comments

I sell hot dog buns. I’m the breadwiener of the family.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/22/2025 · 1 comment

I wish telemarketers would take ban-call a days.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, holidays, telemarketing 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/17/2025 · 1 comment

Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, groupon, retail, shopping, tech 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/28/2025 · No comments

The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.

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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/03/2025 · No comments

The market for dentures is always fluct chew aiding.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, business, Dentistry, dentures Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/27/2024

How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags barter, business, money, shakespeare, trade
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/12/2024 · No comments

Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/29/2024 · No comments

Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, education, occupations, stock market Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/15/2024 · No comments

I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, halal, parties, religion Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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