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Pun of the Day

07/19/2025 · No comments

Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/13/2025

My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags business, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, startups
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Pun of the Day

07/10/2025 · No comments

Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/07/2025 · 1 comment

To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, money, oil, opec 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/22/2025 · No comments

Warren Buffett has stocking feat.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/07/2025 · No comments

Why did the flower seller expand his shop?

Because business was blooming!

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/05/2025 · No comments

Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.

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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/22/2025 · No comments

Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/19/2025 · 1 comment

We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags business, the economy 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/18/2025

I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags business, Canada Goose, clothing, coats, coding, fashion, jobs
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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