Keep Andrew Carnegie away from your fridge! He is a steal magnet.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
Pun of the Day
Don’t bother entering a shoe store. Everything is already soled.
Pun of the Day
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Pun of the Day
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
Pun of the Day
Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
Pun of the Day
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
Pun of the Day
Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
Pun of the Day
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
Pun of the Day
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.