Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
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Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
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Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
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How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
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Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
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Where in the Bible does Jesus bequeath his woodworking tools?
The Axe of the Apostles!
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Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
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Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!