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03/21/2026 No comments

As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.

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03/08/2026 No comments

Which Smurf nemesis has bad breath?

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02/08/2026 No comments

I’m forming a Kindergarten Metal band. Gonna call it AB/CD.

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01/28/2026

Mommageddon?

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01/25/2026

My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.

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01/22/2026 No comments

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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11/13/2025 No comments

What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“

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10/16/2025 No comments

Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.

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10/05/2025 1 comment

Do babies drive Mini Poopers?

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09/23/2025 No comments

I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.

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