Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
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In a weird mixup, I rented a portapottie to watch my kids, because Sean Connery told me to “hire a shitter.“
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I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
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My son loves his bottle. The big glug.
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Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
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The chiropractor told my pregnant wife and I that our unborn child should have an adjustment. But I think he was just trying to fetus align.
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A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
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Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
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As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
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I sang my children to sleep. Does that make me a kid napper?