If you’re going on a long desert journey, drink camel-mile tea.
Pun of the Day
travel
Pun of the Day
Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
Pun of the Day
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
Pun of the Day
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
Pun of the Day
What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?
Gondola.
Pun of the Day
Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
Pun of the Day
Luft hansa, please, if you’ve ever been on a German airline.
Pun of the Day
Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.
Pun of the Day
People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
Pun of the Day
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.