What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
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Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
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Atheists lack creed ability.
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There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
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The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
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The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
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Couch puns are an example of davenportmanteau.
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I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
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It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
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These days, getting upset is the norm. Indeed, angry people are the most have rage.