Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
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Did the world end? Oops… never Mayan!
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How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
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Do agreebusinesses get along with the community?
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With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
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Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
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In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
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Do they use a lot of lubricant on porno sets?
Yes – it’s “Lights, Camera… Unction!”
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What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.