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Pun of the Day

12/31/2024

In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags anatomy, cartels, colombia, crime, drugs, gangsters, mafia, mob, random, south america, surgery
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/30/2024 · 1 comment

I love turning on fans. It gives me vent elation.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags air conditioning, moods, random 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/30/2024 · No comments

Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/30/2024 · No comments

If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/29/2024 · No comments

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/29/2024 · No comments

Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/29/2024 · No comments

MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.

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12/28/2024 · No comments

Is there Nintendo in France?

Wii.

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(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/28/2024

China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags china, currencies, exchange rates, gambling, money, yuan
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/28/2024 · No comments

I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags ants, cooking, cuisine, insects Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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