Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
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Buckingham Palace floods so often, it’s renowned for its crown molding.
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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
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Prince Harry, aka his Royal Heinie.
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An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
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Dinosaurs with personal problems would sometimes enter theropod.
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Are mannaquins bread for show?
Maybe, but manna-kins are all breadthren. (Nevetheless, it’s idollatry.)
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If you want me to put on clothes, just tell me wear.
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The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.