During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
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Which dynasty of kings believed in sprawl?
The House of Burbin’. [As for the Tooters, they were known for breaking Windsor.]
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“Without ice cream,” said the food critic, “Belgian desserts taste just waffle.”
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The Lone Ranger’s sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.
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I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
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The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
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After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
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Why do most bus drivers switch careers and eventually become prostitutes?
It’s the transit-whorey nature of the job.
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Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu scents.