I wanted to go golfing but spent my day covered in dog vomit. I guess that’s barf for the curs.
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I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
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What does an archer send his ex-lover on Valentine’s Day? A: Arrows.
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Black Friday ads always a sale me.
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I’m tired of maintaining a state of hypervigilance. You might say ambushed.
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Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
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Infanticide is a horrific form of smotherly love.
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Selling coffee is a mugs game.
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Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
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Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.