If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
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I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
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NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
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Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.
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I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
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I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.
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The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
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I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
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Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.