A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
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The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.
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St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.
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Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
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There is nothing but hypocritical and sanctimonious talk, typically of a moral, religious, or political nature, under a mere cant I list economy.
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Conflatulations on your achievements in synchronized farting!
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Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
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What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.