Mohondas Gandhi loved Japanese cars.
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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
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The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
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Which dinosaur just couldn’t decide? A: Staygosaurus.
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When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
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Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
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When I do karate kicks I am a force toe be reckoned with.
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When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.