Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
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Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
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SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
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Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
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Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
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Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
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Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
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If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
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It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.