Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.
Pun of the Day
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
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Where can you buy a mountain goat? UseĀ Cragslist! It’s free and they won’t send you a billy. I got a great deal on one by Jean Paul Goatier.
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Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
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I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!
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In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
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Bic’s newest version of the writing instrument enjoyed market pen iteration.
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Did your company expand into Germany? That’s nein of your business!
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Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
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I always gain weight after a Fed increase.