Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
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Scratch and Sniff Inc. is shutting down the ol factory, by odour of the CEO, who said staying in business no longer made scents.
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The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.
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The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
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There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
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Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
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Submarine captains are paid on a fee-for-surface basis.
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If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
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This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
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If American Express started a mail-order dildo business, member-ship would have its privileges.