Who was always rushing around the kiln? Harry Potter.
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I recently gained 500 pounds and that’s how I joined IMMENSA.
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If you want to become Dracula, you must demon strate a Count ability.
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The joy of keeping your options open, aka an either/or-gasm.
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Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.
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By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
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Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
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If Monet avoided both situps and jogging, would that make him an abs/track repressionist?
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If you lose something in an old-age home, don’t stop until you’ve searched every nook and granny.
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I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.