Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
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Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
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Hotel to die for: the Westin Peace.
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I opened a door. It was ajarring experience.
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You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
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If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
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At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
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Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
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Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.