I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.
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An imam’s shoes are made from allah gaiter.
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I was skinny in high school, so when I got to university I joined a fatternity: eta omega pi
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Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.
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I was reluctant to command a regiment of stinky aliens, but I’d already been given my Martian odours.
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The government wants to criminalize fat jokes on the Internet. However, ISPs argue that this will take up too much banned width.
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A cannibal eating a sandwich is sub human.
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Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
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Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.