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02/22/2026

What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?

“Trigger treat!“

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags halloween, holidays, millennials
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02/11/2026 · No comments

You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

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01/24/2026 · 1 comment

What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, food and drink, holidays, pringles, santa, santa claus, snacks 1 Comment
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01/20/2026 · No comments

I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.

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01/02/2026 · 1 comment

I’m tired of writing Xmas greetings. Next year I’m doing mine on cardbored.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags boredom, christmas, holidays 1 Comment
(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

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12/20/2025 · No comments

What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?

“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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11/10/2025 · No comments

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags celebrities, donald trump, easter, holidays, in the news, politicians, politics, us politics, USA Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/09/2025 · No comments

Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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09/27/2025 · No comments

You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, holidays, santa, Xmas Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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09/16/2025 · No comments

I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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