So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
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So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
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NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
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I went to a comedy show on Hallowe’en. It was a real boohaha!
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Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
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Happy Pi Day! You all look radians.
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What do bad Eskimos get in their stockings for Xmas?
A lump of cold.
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A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
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I enjoy fish on Yum Kipper.
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Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?