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Pun of the Day

08/27/2023 · No comments

Spice Girls, the Movie? It’s about thyme.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/18/2023

Brother can you Sparrow dime?Hafta use the toilet. Cuz a pirate without p is irate

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bodily functions, jack sparrow, movies, pee jokes, pirates of the carribean, urination
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/02/2023 · No comments

Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/22/2023 · No comments

For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.

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Pun of the Day

07/17/2023 · No comments

Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/27/2023 · No comments

If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/13/2023 · No comments
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/27/2022

Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags business, Gordon Gecko, greed, movie characters, movies, wall street, walmart
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Pun of the Day

12/23/2022 · No comments

The movie about impotent llamas was set in a post alpaca limp dick war zone.

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(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/19/2022 · No comments

Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.

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(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)
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