I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
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Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
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The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
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Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
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A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!
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I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
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Want to get high instantly? Buy a can o’ bisquik.
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If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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Adult diapers for the swimming pool: Deep ends.