Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
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I didn’t want to fetch a sandwich for my boss, but I was forced into sub mission.
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When I see acne it makes me vomit. It’s a cyst-emetic reaction.
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Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
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The fact that low-income people can’t afford to buy art is simply poor-no-graphic.
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My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
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Those who write Lord of the Rings dictionaries lead satisfying lives of elf-factualization.
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The Irishman was visited by a ghost while making moonshine. “I can’t sleep at night,” the man said, “it haunts me still.”
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The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.