If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
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Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
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I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
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A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
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Yodelling is a cry for alp.
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Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
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A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.