My friend has a crush on a girl named Ruth. I told him, “You want that Ruth? You can’t handle that Ruth.”
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The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
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If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
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Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
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How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
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If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
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Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
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Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
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In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.