Late night phone calls were a part of my up ringing.
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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
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Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
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Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
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Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
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I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
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A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
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Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.