The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
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Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
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What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
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What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
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Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
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When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.