Dear Pungents, I’m about to whoop my housemates’ asses in a waffle-making contest, and I need a good pun to throw their way when I’m declared the winner. ~Toxic Chi, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Couldn’t you do any batter?”

2) “I’m waffle. You’re just woeful.”

3) “I’m the foodal lord; you’re the lowly syr’p (serf).”

4) “Yours tasted so bad… what – did you think we were making Belchin’ waffles?”

5) “After I humiliate you, it’ll be ‘Leggo my ego‘!”

Finally

6) “My recipe – it packs a brunch!”

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