Month: October 2008

Dear Pungents, I need a 10-pin bowling team name. We are two guys and two girls; we’re in the legal department for Hilton Hotels and we have just been taken over by a group called Blackstone. ~John, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Wearing Pin Striked Suites
2. Balls Inn the Gutter
3. Spare Room at the Inn?

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Dear Pungents, I play Toontown and want to name my black cat “Inna Galaxy Fur Away” but it keeps getting rejected. Any help with a play on words would be appreciated. Thanks a million! ~Tina, Louisville, Kentucky

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Furrocious
2. Clawedball
3. CTRL-Tabby
4. Jack Black Cat

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Dear Pungents, I need some puns for categories on an email I am sending: classical is the first, then R&B; and soul, and hard rock and metal. ~Eve, Maidenhead

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Head of the Classical
2. Souler System
3. Hard Rock Abs
4. Breakfast at R&B;’s [Arby’s]
5. Gold Metal
6. Test Your Metal

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Dear Pungents, my school choir is running a concession stand for various sports, and we want a musically related pun as a name for the stand, that might also have to do with us selling snacks. Any ideas? ~Callie, Florence, Oregon

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The clef’d palette
2. A-choir snacks here.
3. Our food will make (m)u sic.
4. Bar. Rest. Beat (it).
5. Follow the smellody
6. Hummus a tuna?
7. Porchestra
8. Your stomach’s in treble.

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