Month: October 2008

Dear Gents, I need a pun that incorporates the sciences and music. Preferably from the current pop culture or maybe rap/reggaeton. ~Jazmin, La Jolla, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Math-ter P
2. Yo G = 9.8 m/s²
3. The law of afro-ges?
4. When you combine Beethoven and Mozart, what do you get? Moz Deaf

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Dear Gents, a group of my friends and I are in a Big Lebowski bowling tourney this weekend and need a team name. Any help? ~Jeff, Denver, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Big Strikeowski
2. Flea our Wrath (We’re Good Gutter Players)
3. Spara Reid

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Dear Pungents, I would like a pun about a white chocolate bar called White Delight. ~Beci, Liverpool, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Cocoahead
2. Certainly whiter than Eminem’s…
3. Mt. Fudgey
4. Chocasian!

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Dear Pungents, something with the name ‘Melissa’ please. ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

1. Melissa is so mean: she’s full of Melissa-essness.
2. Sikhs find her so attractive: she’s a Sikh-heating Melissa’l.
3. Melissa, my lass.

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Dear Pungents, an aggressive name for a roller derby skater using the word pixie or fairie. ~Mark

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Fairie Dangerous
2. The Pixie Dickheads
3. Pixie Your Nose.
4. Wheel Fairie You to Your Death.

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Dear Pungents, I need something related to special education; irreverant is ok! I have taught sp.ed. for 18 years and have a great sense of humor about it. ~Christine, Cleveland, Ohio

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Retarded amputee children have special knees.
2. ADHD kids love puns — they need their riddlin’ on a daily basis.
3. Special ed classrooms are very secure: they’re usually double- or triple-dolted.

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