LET’S GET PHYSICS-ILL

Dear Gents, I need a pun that incorporates the sciences and music. Preferably from the current pop culture or maybe rap/reggaeton. ~Jazmin, La Jolla, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Math-ter P
  2. Yo G = 9.8 m/s2
  3. The law of afro-ges?
  4. When you combine Beethoven and Mozart, what do you get? Moz Deaf
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MELISSAS OVER MALAYSIA

Dear Pungents, something with the name ‘Melissa’ please. ~Melissa, Johor Bahru, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT

  1. Melissa is so mean: she’s full of Melissa-essness.
  2. Sikhs find her so attractive: she’s a Sikh-heating Melissa’l.
  3. Melissa, my lass.
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HERE’S A SLOW PITCH

Dear Pungents, I need something related to special education; irreverant is ok! I have taught sp.ed. for 18 years and have a great sense of humor about it. ~Christine, Cleveland, Ohio

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Retarded amputee children have special knees.
  2. ADHD kids love puns — they need their riddlin’ on a daily basis.
  3. Special ed classrooms are very secure: they’re usually double- or triple-dolted.
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