If you’re going to pick a fight, choose a hairy Mediterranean: they are the only swarthy opponents.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you stop a catfight between supermodels?
“Alright, let’s vapid up!”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians in Sweden use a lot of Sven diagrams?
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
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If you suffer from a twitchy sphincter, would a thera-poo-tic m-ass-age help?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which Harry Potter character divorced his wife? Hag rid.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.
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Dear Gents, I need a pun that incorporates the sciences and music. Preferably from the current pop culture or maybe rap/reggaeton. ~Jazmin, La Jolla, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Math-ter P
- Yo G = 9.8 m/s2
- The law of afro-ges?
- When you combine Beethoven and Mozart, what do you get? Moz Deaf
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Dear Gents, a group of my friends and I are in a Big Lebowski bowling tourney this weekend and need a team name. Any help? ~Jeff, Denver, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Big Strikeowski
- Flea our Wrath (We’re Good Gutter Players)
- Spara Reid
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Dear Pungents, I would like a pun about a white chocolate bar called White Delight. ~Beci, Liverpool, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cocoahead
- Certainly whiter than Eminem’s…
- Mt. Fudgey
- Chocasian!
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