Dear Pungents, I am making saxophone section T-shirts for a marching band, and would love to include a one-liner pun about saxes. Thanks! ~Julie, Denver, Colorado
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Horny for a Blow
- Pay for Sax? — Slip me a tenor!
- We love phone-Sax
- We reed music.
- We toot our own horns.