Month: March 2009

Dear Pun Gents, anything magic related, playing cards etc. ~ Russ, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Want to see some killer tricks? Say abra cadaver.
2. The rookie magician got it all wrong by poking out one of his own eyes. “But, ” he said, “That’s how I saw her in half.”

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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun about being a shopaholic. Thanks! ~Melissa, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (Long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. I used to spend too much money, but now, as Dylan sang, the times they are a change cha- ching.
2. Every weekend I get malled.
3. Shopping: I’m debt set against it.

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Dear Pun Gents, I’m hosting a bachelorette party and I’d like to make name tags with slightly naughty fake pun names for the girls. I have a couple of examples: Carmen Geddit (Come and get it), Ima Teese (I’m a tease). I need 10 more if possible! ~Holly, New Orleans

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Katia Lukin
2. Ida Ho
3. Bea A. Slutsky
4. Pussy Horlick
5. Isla Jackoff
6. JAime LeCoque [French!]
7. Lou Kat Maya Melons
8. Colonel Angus
9. Anna Lingus
10. Sheila Godown

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