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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2012

05/31/12

When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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05/30/12

Cosmonauts require massage.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/29/12

For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)
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05/28/12

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)
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05/27/12

When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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05/26/12

Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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05/25/12

Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/24/12

I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/23/12

A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/22/12

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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