When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Cosmonauts require massage.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.