When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Cosmonauts require massage.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.