When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.