When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Cosmonauts require massage.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
I love meditating with my ohmies.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.