May, 2012 :: PunGents.com

When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Cosmonauts require massage.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

When they told me La Paz was a capital city, I said I don’t Bolivia.

(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)