When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Month: May 2012
Cosmonauts require massage.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
Dog supermarkets became incredibly noisy after the introduction of bark odes.
Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.