May, 2012 :: PunGents.com

When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.

(8 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!

(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.

(8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)

Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)