When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
Month: May 2012
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.