When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.
(8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)Loading...Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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