A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.
I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
Playing the Giants of the World Cup? Better hope they make a mistake, aka a FIFA Foe Fumble
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.