A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
Constipated? Call a next-turdminator.
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
Obama is President, that’s his POTUS operandi.
To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
Whenever I drive in the snow I feel skiddish.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’