A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
(4 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Bungee jumping is an expensive sport. There’s no such thing as a free lunge.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Playing the Giants of the World Cup? Better hope they make a mistake, aka a FIFA Foe Fumble
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
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