A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.
I can’t afford long distance calls. I’m down to my last far thing.
A stationary bike achieves terminal velocipede.
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
Obama is President, that’s his POTUS operandi.
I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.
I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.