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All Puns for September, 2016


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09/30/16

BIZZY B’s

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a team of business faculty working in a group to promote and manage a business degree program. ~Greg, Salina

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Bizzy B’s
  2. The Prof-its
  3. The Capital P’s
  4. What will B. Com. of us
  5. The Busi-antine Empire
  6. The BCommoners
  7. The Tenure Plan
  8. BComming Tenured
  9. Capital in Hand
  10. Just the Facs Please
  11. The Faculties of Life
  12. The Prof Motive
  13. Setting Sales
  14. BBAM
  15. Be School
  16. PowerPointer Sisters
  17. We Admin Business [We mean business]
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09/30/16

Who was always rushing around the kiln? Harry Potter.

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09/29/16

Groups of animals should be seen and not herd.

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09/28/16

The Karate Kid came up with an elaborate plan to obtain large quantities of tender beef. He was very Macchio Vealian that way.

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09/27/16

They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.

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09/26/16

An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.

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09/25/16

A pub that doesn’t serve coffee is more like a less bean bar.

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09/23/16

How do London taxi drivers study for their licensing exam? Road memorization.

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09/22/16

Nobody liked the e-bike rider because he just moped around.

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09/20/16

Phoenix is so dry because it’s in an arid zone-a.

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